— enter void —

No blog entries for almost a year. So it’s right about time.

Issue #1
They are out to get me. Seriously, how did she find me? Is she googling “mark lanegan bubblegum” every day? Or is she just searching for “my photos” and abusing every single blogger/fourmer?

Issue #2
Ergh? Dubah? Zoou.

Issue #3
I’m tired, tired, tired.

Damn, i’m so not in the mood to blog. Make that Issue #4.

Jumbo’s killcrane

Best wikipedia article ever.

Edit: but they changed it. Garrr. It was so great, with stuff like “umm, these are the ones I remember, the rest is not important”. Whatever.

of all hells

Nothing can bet the beauty of listening to a White Stripes covert your two insane friends recorded. I’m a good guy. I’m sharing this beauty with all my nice readers. Fuck copyright!!

Ábris & BB – Fell In Love With a Girl (Hardcore Trash Version)

It’s fuckin’ great.

And something for my dearest sister:

no future?

needs more vibraphone

Eat Rust – Medieval Alien Jazz. Leaked tracklist.

• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 1: The Electronic Squid, Calm And Patient, Regains Its Power
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 2: Witch-hunting Under The Ice Blue Sun (Extinction Is Fun If You Have Nothing To Lose)
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 3: Revenge Of The Electronic Squid
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 4: Gather The Inner Organs Into A Neat Pile – It’s A Sign That You’re Still Alive
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 5: Evolution Significantly Set Back By The Electronic Squid Mating With A Piece Of Art Mating With An Octafish Mating With The Setting Sun
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 6: I Hate The Electronic Squid. He Ruined My Life
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 7: No Perspectives, No Money, No Hope, No Job, No Electricity, I Quit Everything, But The Electronic Squid Still Haunts Me In My Dreams
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 8: Nightmarish Daydreams Dreams Of A Different Society – Who Are You?? Don’t Destroy Me, Sweet Electronic Squid
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 9: Phylosophical Interlude
• Medieval Alien Jazz Movement 10: The Electronic Squid Mating With A Magical Overtune. The End.

Hooray for post-rock song-titles. All hail the Electronic Squid!

Dali’s car

The music genre of the future: national socialist klezmer.

before i go, i’m…

OMG, no band goes by the name Pickled Punks! Do you know what that means??

DIBS! Yesss! I’m calling dibs on the band name Pickled Punks.
Hellllloooooooo!

I don’t know any details about the project yet, but I’m officially forming it right now. And to claim my rights, here’s a little song, the first song of the Pickled Punks, The Freakshow is Over:

You can download it as well (right click/save as).

It sounds like an Eat Rust tribute band… (:

The runner

I decided to compile an algorithm for creating random emigrants for use in novels. The algorithm would include elements like nationality, quantity of Jewish ancestors, political views, quantity of ex-husbands/wives, area of useless theoretical knowledge, personality defects, etc…

(-> I’m reading one of Manuela Gretkowska’s books on emigrants. It’s fun!! Heaps of fucked-up strange characters)

Free acid impro avant jazz metal drone motherfucker

Oh, glorious news!

The first Eat Rust Big Band (Russian Lineup) improvisation session will take place on Sunday! Two guitars, piano, flute, violin, xilophone. I hope to get a normal recording device til then. Don’t let anything go to waste! No sound is worthier than the others.

All sounds are equal, but some sounds are more equalized than others.
Hehh. Worst pun evvah.

I have no clear idea, what will we play. And I’m not sure all members are as enthusiastic about disjointed sounds as I am. They have no other choice! Thay can bang their head on the walls, I’ll record THAT.

Dadumm

I saw this album cover on an avant/noise blog and fell in love with it. Downloaded the thing without even thinking. Kollekte by Raionbashi. I have absolutely no idea who are they. Google is my friend, so… Here’s what the label (hanson records) has to say:

“Raionbashi is the project of German artist Daniel Loewenbrueck. Daniel is a member of Aktionist sound art gang The Schimpfluch Gruppe (along with members of Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock, Fear Of God, and Sudden Infant), as well as operator of Germany’s Tochnit Aleph record label and mailorder. Kollekte is a disgusting LP: human vomit grunts, guard dog growls, the squeal of 10,000 balloons, the clatter of 10,000 tin cans, the mumblings of 1 drunk German artist, additional scum material from John Wiese and Michael Barthel, and to top it all off…. actual recordings of the Living Dead! Raionbashi has created a truly awkward document of sound — possibly the most bizarre record we have released yet. Total confusion to the ears and mind. A straight-up difficult listen, meticulously edited to contain only the most disturbing and horrible sounds. This sounds like nothing else.”

It’s actually pretty good.